Tim Burton :|

Why does Ellen like to act cool and make things seem extreme?  Is it a part of her past?  Just some way to be and show off yet not be able to relate and therefore have problems you hide?  Burton is like that.  :|

Wtf?

Why did people baby people born 1957-1961?  I feel like flying outta my chair!

Isn't it annoying?

Always sassing people back?

I feel kinda like I'm going crazy.  I'm not sure why, neither.

What's your problem?

Why are people cozying up to Nell Burton?

From now on...

Excuse me, miss know-it-all?  From now on, if anything happens, it's your fault.

Details

People who weren't born in Florida, don't care about details.

Jimmy Fallon 8D

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Wow, that was interesting.  He's pretty hot compared to Ellen, but it doesn't make Ellen appear any hotter.  I guess I have to start recording his show, but I like watching them in my room and am waiting for a recording device.

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What Goes Bump in the Night

So, how do you keep from ruining egg sacks?  You don't know what goes bump in the night.

Being Low

Why does Ellen like to be so low?

Ugh!

Did you know Ellen is obsessed with that her mom's last name is Jewish?

Website Update

My Babies! =0

I liked a boy my freshman year of high school, and he never kept in contact with me.  I met a boy online, but now he's not gonna get with me.

Wait, why do I keep thinking everything is her fault?

Ellen is violent.  She can't keep promises.  Oh, and I guess some people don't keep secrets.  I don't have any respect.  People are gay over the little times I'm not perfect.

"Ew!" "Wait, what?"

So, Ellen, ... is she so smart she figures everything out?  Stuff anyone could figure out.  Things that are bound to happen.  Wait, shouldn't I delete that?  I don't know why I shouldn't.  People will know I thought it, I know.

Anyway, I realized my brother is technically fairer but doesn't seem inherently so because older babies need more stimulation from the mom.

Halp!

In the end, Ellen will ruin your babies.

She just sucks up to older Baby Boomer men.

Website Update

Old Antsy Farts

I'm tired of this bullshit.  (I meant to say old, antsy people, but I don't know why I said, "farts."  I know it's a word...)

WILL YOU SHUT UP, WHOEVER YOU ARE?

Right now, I blame Ellen.  No, I'm not gonna talk to ugly people because you're too *beep* about me calling someone the n word because they wanted me to, I thought and still think.

I'm GONNA *BEEP*

I'm sitting here all day, talking to Baby Boomers about their crap with me.  '}:[

I WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!

Go ruin someone else's egg sack.

I added that to my website.