Thursday, October 25, 2012
Story
There was a woman named Ellen with 2 kids. The kids didn't know if they were her real kids, but the younger one was probably. The younger one was 13 1|2. She had small hips and was still short. The older one was named Christina, and she was big and already 26. Some of her friends were courting boys and playing in the frosty snow outside. They all gathered around in a warm room with a fireside and sang songs and ate good food. The young girl, who had always been with her mother, was laying in her bed, with dreams of Christmas.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Carnival
Once, there was a girl named Drew who was 11. She had some friends. One was Chloe, age 8, another was Lisa age 12, another was Joni age 17, and then she hung out with a bunch of ladies, many who did not have families of their own nor were married nor engaged. She played with her friend Chloe a lot. Joni helped her with a lot of things. There were a lot of paranormal occurrences. Still, they were going to a festival. Drew went with a bunch of girls her age. Other people came, as well, and there were so many strangers there. People went insane in the tunnel of love, screaming. Chloe came out with her face white and said, "Oh my God!" Then, there was the ferris wheel, which was attacked by a ghost murderer and left one cart at the top squeaking dripping blood in the cold night. Drew couldn't stand it but knew there were many deaths in the world. The festival continued, for some reason. People, police, were wary for the ghost. There was the boat ride that swung back and forth. Drew went on it and sat at the end and had a blast. Everyone else moaned. Then, there was the hayride. Drew went on it with Chloe and Joni. They stopped and picked berries and then went back. There was a lady there named Ellen who was 50. She thought there would be no interesting ride. She went on a demented ride about toys and chopping people's heads off and rode through a torture chamber of wax figures, while most people screamed and covered their eyes. Then, a bunch of spooky things popped out, as they rid along. There were some sharp but not long drops that were pretty swift but not straight down. Then, there was happy, sappy music, and even a death on the ride. Meanwhile, Drew was on the kayaks in the lake, which was large and dark by now. She made it through alright alone, following the caravan. It wasn't the best carnival that existed, but it was interesting.
Christmas Classic
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Lisa, and she was 8 years old and just getting into boys more in real life. She had a boyfriend named Tom. She still flirted with other boys named Greg and Mark and Drew.
The year was 1940. She lived in the Midwest. She was bringing in logs to the fire, when her mother told her to get ready quickly, danger was lurking about.
She was left behind, in the snow, and met a man named Charlie who ran a train. She rid in it.
She stepped outside, and the train left. In the mist, she saw a ghost coming toward her named Ellen. She stopped over and picked her up. When she woke up, she was in a cottage full of people. She was the youngest, except for a baby. A lady named Isabelle took her upstairs and she found some girls to play with. Night fell, and she wondered how she would get out. She climbed out of a window. She walked awhile and ran into Ellen. She was no longer a ghost. Ellen was gay and didn't have a boyfriend. She started running, and Ellen chased her and grabbed her. She cried in the air, but she became Ellen's adopted daughter. She felt like a baby. So, she went back, and Ellen left her alone. She wandered about a ghost town, which was interesting. She found an old amusement park. She walked through it and saw something she had not seen before. She saw a dog with glowing red eyes pulling chains, warning her to go home. Lisa didn't listen. She ran away from Ellen, but Ellen found her. This time, however, she found Tom, and Tom and her ran away.
The year was 1940. She lived in the Midwest. She was bringing in logs to the fire, when her mother told her to get ready quickly, danger was lurking about.
She was left behind, in the snow, and met a man named Charlie who ran a train. She rid in it.
She stepped outside, and the train left. In the mist, she saw a ghost coming toward her named Ellen. She stopped over and picked her up. When she woke up, she was in a cottage full of people. She was the youngest, except for a baby. A lady named Isabelle took her upstairs and she found some girls to play with. Night fell, and she wondered how she would get out. She climbed out of a window. She walked awhile and ran into Ellen. She was no longer a ghost. Ellen was gay and didn't have a boyfriend. She started running, and Ellen chased her and grabbed her. She cried in the air, but she became Ellen's adopted daughter. She felt like a baby. So, she went back, and Ellen left her alone. She wandered about a ghost town, which was interesting. She found an old amusement park. She walked through it and saw something she had not seen before. She saw a dog with glowing red eyes pulling chains, warning her to go home. Lisa didn't listen. She ran away from Ellen, but Ellen found her. This time, however, she found Tom, and Tom and her ran away.
Conspiracy
What are you gonna do when people realize you've been mean to them and that the people you were mean to didn't mean any harm?
Dream
I don't remember most of it. There was one part where I was in a car with someone, not Ellen DeGeneres, and she kissed me wet on the lips and it felt so good and I guess I thought of her putting her arms around me. This was the end of the dream. It sorta faded out in bits.
Also, last night, when I got in bed, I saw quite physically the figure from Scream running in front of me and some other things.
Also, last night, when I got in bed, I saw quite physically the figure from Scream running in front of me and some other things.
Manners
I don't accept people being impolite and rude because of the n word thing nor anything that happned before, such as me flunking out of college or being cranky|weird in something I did at home.
Bright Blu Di
Twinkle, twinkle, way up high
Like a diamond in the sjy
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray, in the shy
When the bright, blue sjy is gone
When it nothing shines upon
Up in Heaven you appear
Like Grandma's reindeer
In the black of night you fly
Like a firefly in the sjy
O'er mountains, hill, and dale
On the crashing waves you'd sail
Up above the world you fly
Like a diamond in the sky
Though I know not what you are
Twinkle, TWinkle, little star!
Like a diamond in the sjy
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray, in the shy
When the bright, blue sjy is gone
When it nothing shines upon
Up in Heaven you appear
Like Grandma's reindeer
In the black of night you fly
Like a firefly in the sjy
O'er mountains, hill, and dale
On the crashing waves you'd sail
Up above the world you fly
Like a diamond in the sky
Though I know not what you are
Twinkle, TWinkle, little star!
Story
I told my brother and others this story in the car when I was younger, and it took like an hour or so. I just kept ad libbing. I used to ad lib singing when I was even younger when we went up north to see my grandma for Christmas.
So, there was I dunno a guy who wanted whaaaaite bread. He didn't want brown bread! 8p (This went on somehow.)
Then, I think there was like a chicken strattling across the lights of the road. You know, when I was little, I thought and was told at the table, when I was like 2, that the red light meant go and the green light meant stop. Then, they said I was wrong. I kept asking about it, before and after.
There was a joke about crossing the road and being scared and stuck at the light. Oh, when I was 5, I think, or possibly 6 or 4, someone asked me why did the chicken cross the road - first time - and I said to get to the other side. I told Ellen DeGeneres, already. I lived in Southeastern Florida, too.
I think there was something about or I'm thinking now at least dashing to the other side.
So, then, someone needed a quarter, I think, for whaaaaite bread. However, all the quarters were in jail. I was like :p hysterical about why they didn't go through the bars ... and GET OUT ~ 80 I'm pretty sure it ended there. My dad used to stroll me around with my mom at the bank's March of Dimes. It was named Barnett Bank, and then we moved and went to Hibernia. My friend didn't like me after she found out my last name wasn't Barnett.. She had white hair, was short, and had parents who were 45 years older, born in 1941, the dad older. Her sisters and brother|s were 16+ years older, I think 1 on her mom's side.
So, there was I dunno a guy who wanted whaaaaite bread. He didn't want brown bread! 8p (This went on somehow.)
Then, I think there was like a chicken strattling across the lights of the road. You know, when I was little, I thought and was told at the table, when I was like 2, that the red light meant go and the green light meant stop. Then, they said I was wrong. I kept asking about it, before and after.
There was a joke about crossing the road and being scared and stuck at the light. Oh, when I was 5, I think, or possibly 6 or 4, someone asked me why did the chicken cross the road - first time - and I said to get to the other side. I told Ellen DeGeneres, already. I lived in Southeastern Florida, too.
I think there was something about or I'm thinking now at least dashing to the other side.
So, then, someone needed a quarter, I think, for whaaaaite bread. However, all the quarters were in jail. I was like :p hysterical about why they didn't go through the bars ... and GET OUT ~ 80 I'm pretty sure it ended there. My dad used to stroll me around with my mom at the bank's March of Dimes. It was named Barnett Bank, and then we moved and went to Hibernia. My friend didn't like me after she found out my last name wasn't Barnett.. She had white hair, was short, and had parents who were 45 years older, born in 1941, the dad older. Her sisters and brother|s were 16+ years older, I think 1 on her mom's side.
So! '}8)
You thought that everything had a reason! No, suckerz!!! 8p That's it. You have hit *rock bottom* 8|
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Tweet @TheEllenShow How I Changed the World
I almost stepped on a kid!
Ooh, wait, before, I flunked out of college. I think things were cool in summer of '05. Wait, that's when I flunked out at CUA in Washington, D.C., Catholic University of America.
Wait, I stomped at the kid! 8D They thought they were more tickled and stimulated by people born around when you were but were ugly and too like slick and droopy. Not my probbob! I'm in enough pain, as it is, but no not real worst pain.
Also, did you know Tim Burton's daughter is fascinated with dirt and crevices? She also cackles|crackles when she's stimulated. Shit! 8|
Ooh, wait, before, I flunked out of college. I think things were cool in summer of '05. Wait, that's when I flunked out at CUA in Washington, D.C., Catholic University of America.
Wait, I stomped at the kid! 8D They thought they were more tickled and stimulated by people born around when you were but were ugly and too like slick and droopy. Not my probbob! I'm in enough pain, as it is, but no not real worst pain.
Also, did you know Tim Burton's daughter is fascinated with dirt and crevices? She also cackles|crackles when she's stimulated. Shit! 8|
Tweet @TheEllenShow
When I moved to where you're from, I hated it more than anyone hated anything but really care about the people. Everyone knew, but I was quiet around people a lot.
Did you see this?
So, people born around 1960 were boned out as European, but these people born in 1960 claim they cater to people who are younger but really ones young enough to be their youngest child and rush people through life like you can't be that European.
Oh, wait, I probably got this idea from other people.
Oh, wait, I probably got this idea from other people.
Ooooh! 8D
I just got the idea of Ellen DeGeneres masturbating like Miss Nell Burton, crackling! Nell Burton is dirty and was a dirty baby, fascinated or rather stimulated by dirt, fat, and crevices.
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