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I almost stepped on a kid!

Ooh, wait, before, I flunked out of college.  I think things were cool in summer of '05.  Wait, that's when I flunked out at CUA in Washington, D.C., Catholic University of America.

Wait, I stomped at the kid!  8D  They thought they were more tickled and stimulated by people born around when you were but were ugly and too like slick and droopy.  Not my probbob!  I'm in enough pain, as it is, but no not real worst pain.

Also, did you know Tim Burton's daughter is fascinated with dirt and crevices?  She also cackles|crackles when she's stimulated.  Shit!  8|

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When I moved to where you're from, I hated it more than anyone hated anything but really care about the people.  Everyone knew, but I was quiet around people a lot.

Did you see this?

So, people born around 1960 were boned out as European, but these people born in 1960 claim they cater to people who are younger but really ones young enough to be their youngest child and rush people through life like you can't be that European.

Oh, wait, I probably got this idea from other people.

Ooooh! 8D

I just got the idea of Ellen DeGeneres masturbating like Miss Nell Burton, crackling!  Nell Burton is dirty and was a dirty baby, fascinated or rather stimulated by dirt, fat, and crevices.

Worth

So, why does Ellen DeGeneres like to secretly twist your worth like she's worth something?

Is anyone out there? 80

Now, I felt my mouth flip over.

Don't you tell me my future daughter will...

masturbate.  I wasn't suggesting you go do it as an innocent person, you dummy, good-for-nothing.  I meant you kept sending me these messages, whoever...  through various methods.  }:D

CAN YOU SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH AND NIGGER :D D D

I just got the message that I'm nothing to people who are born older than my dad, though I am, and mean people are.  Why don't you go masturbate!

Ah! Help!

I think I got mad and Julie Andrews made my left leg swirl while I was walking.  Then, I got bothered more, as though things were still being compensated with me.  People won't leave me alone!  Well, the top of my left leg.

I think my whole life these good-for-nothing people have been teasing me for thinking they should have no power over me and how I wanted to look young...

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I added a note to "Potiphar" and before another song that uploaded and reuploaded.

* Potiphar 1:40-1:42

My Face

I feel a bunch of like hard like soft, smooth stone hard bone forming around my eye, probably both, on the side, like the side of my head.  I always feel that stuff around my face.  I should put that on my website.  I'm not sure if I will now.  I might think about it.  Wait, why do you care?  Because you don't want to know!

Dolled Up

Howcome with me it turns out everything is alright in the end with what I do but not how I'm treated?..  Like, I was thinking of how my ancestors are from Pennsylvania.  My dad lived in New York state sometimes as a kid, by Pennsylvania, on the west.  Then, I thought of Ellen DeGeneres with her eyelashes and singing like kinda metally and it made me think of living in Florida.  I lived in the area she's from as a teenager.  So, I was thinking of "what" that would make me.  So, I'm dolled up.

Crazy 8p

Why do people just want you to go crazy?  Someone's really wound up.

Rescuing Kids

So, kids today think they're bad in ways like kids before, like their parents were, people born around 1960 to people born around 1950?  What's there to understand?  It's not my fault they did that, not look like their parents.  Just because I suffer doesn't mean others have to.  I am suffering.  What do you want me to do?  Well, I'm not suffering like having myself be cut into nor disesembled|dismembered nor ruined.  I'm not okay completely, though.  So, what are people my age supposed to do?  I thought I was nice.  I'm trying to get better.  Supposedly, I'm not worth it because I'm Chinese, like what I did wasn't real.  It's weird.  It's like I did it, but then I'm Chinese and it was all a mistake in some minute far to reach place.  Can people really make mistakes and be forgiven?  Also, why think something different is bad, when you weren't considered in with other people though you tried hard like beyond belief in some way?  Remember in the late 90s and early 00s when different was overly encouraged?  I guess trying to push us off a cliff and not be considered okay, after all, because we want to be better than other people.  It sounds like Italians think that of Chinese, want them to mess up, but Jews are overly caring.  Then, Caucasians|whites kill you for the Jews feeling sorry for you and marry them.  Stop separating us from what's cool.  I guess you're feeling sorry for the Vietnamese.

Hey, why can't anyone be nice to me?  That's so gay.  Lots of people should be nice to me.  I'm gonna *beep* you if you think that's "what" I am.  My mom isn't like that.  My dad gets treated like he's human but worn away.  =|  Okay, maybe I won't think of doing something to you, but I had to startle you, for some reason.  Wish I knew another way.  Go ask me to erase it if you want, though, I don't care.  I don't think you mind the word *beep*  I dunno...  :|  Why do you think that's "what" I am?  How tacky?  Trying to be cool and round up an idea, something you didn't have the right idea about to begin with.  You can't be mean to people like that.  Why do I have to go through this, anyway?  What happend to my dreamland!  80

Did I leave off on something?  8|  Oh well, I'm tired.

Kids

So, you wish we didn't exist ... so we couldn't make you look good by looking bad and your kids?

Jew

So, us kids feel we don't deserve to live because we're not Jew or our last name isn't Jew or our mom isn't Jew?

Getting It Out

Why do people born around 1960 want you to get it out?  I have lots of thoughts on this.  Their childhoods were pampered.  They're thick and strong and stimulated in a good way....  So, they spend their lives leading people born later.  They make fun of people who often at that age have older parents and if the youngest child.  8|

What Set Me Off

People thought I was like the Ting or something.  Is that because I went on a diet and then didn't eat enough in the end?